Oscar nominees are getting $200k gift bags, including sex toys

If you’re going to ascend a Hollywood throne, you might as well wipe like a king.


Academy Award nominees such as Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio will walk away winners with gift bags packed with over-the-top items like $275 toilet paper, a $250 sex toy and even a $1,900 breast lift.


Gift company Distinctive Assets has stuffed goody bags with a whopping $220,000 worth of expensive toys, spa treatments and trips topping last year’s $125,000 party favor, NY Daily News reports.


“This is considered the ultimate consolation prize for non-winning nominees,” said Distinctive Assets’ Lash Fary in a statement.


Only the lucky nominess from the following categories will get to take home the extravagant swag: best actor and actress, best supporting actor and actress and best director.


Here’s a full list of what’s inside ahead of the Feb. 28 award show.


Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer, $249.99.


A vibrator by sex toy company Fiera, $250.


A Vampire Breast Lift procedure which uses blood-derived growth factors to revive cleavage without implants, $1,900.


Personalized MY M&Ms, $300.


Ten thousand meals at animal shelters donated by Halo, Purely For Pets in your name — part of the “feed it forward” program, a gift valued at $6,300.


A lifetime supply of Lizora tea nourishing skin cream and cleansing bar, $31,200.
A year’s worth of fully loaded Audi A4 rentals, $45,000.


Two first-class tickets to Israel with a 10-day stay at a five-star hotel. Includes meals, transportation and a private security escort, $55,000.


The photo and video service Tribute will create a video montage of your family and friends, $125.
Caolion face masks and pore scrubs, $134.


Anti-aging Saint Luminosity Skin Serum, $193.


A private trip to Japan for two, $54,000.


Ten personal training session with celebrity trainer Alexis Sletzky, $900.


A $300 shopping spree from women’s clothing company Belldini.


ChapStick, $6.


Cake bites by Chocolatines, $35.


Deodorant by Dandi Patch, $21.


Personal shopping and delivery by Delovery, $2,000


Jewelry by Farm Wife Style, $25.

Workout apparel by Fit Club TV, $6,250.


Fabric cleaner by Gleener on the Go, $11.99.


A three-day stay at the Golden Door Resort and Spa in San Marcos, Calif. $4,800.


A trip to Sorrento, Italy, with a stay at the five-star Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, $5,000.


Three nights at Grand Hotel Tremezzo in the Lake Como region of Italy. $5,000.


Wine tasting at Greenhill Winery & Vineyards in Virginia, $39.Weight loss gummies by Hydroxycut,


Three fitness training sessions with Jay Cardiello of ABC’s “My Diet is Better Than Yours,” $1,400.
Swiss-made toilet paper by Joseph’s Toiletries, $275.


A custom Lat & Lo sterling silver necklace inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates to the Dolby Theater in California. $150.


A reusable water bottle by Memobottle, $47.


Mezcal handcrafted in San Baltazar Guelavila, Mexico by El Silencio, $75.


A Mission1 Clean Protein bar, $5.65/box.


A phone screen protector, $59.95.

Organic plant-based protein, $19.97.


Maple syrup, $99.


Makeup brush set by Sedona Lace, $109.95.


Dining plates designed for portion control by Slimware, $29.95.


A home spa collection with a wireless in-shower radio by Steamist, $5,060.


Decorative and protective metal finish by Sundial Powder Coating, $500.


Hair styling tools including a blow dryer and flat iron by Tools By Gina, $250.


A metal pocket wallet by Zekkle Edge, $125.


Ultherapy at 740 Park Plastic Surgery, $5,530.